Inside the Alien Cathouse, Area 51’s weirdest attraction

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The plan to storm Area 51 has been changed, on safety grounds.

Instead Storm Area 51 creator Matty Roberts has teamed up with event producer The Hidden Sound to put on a festival, Alienstock, for UFO enthusiasts to get together, enjoy music, and talk about aliens.

Locals from the nearby town of Rachel have expressed fears that the town will be swamped with alien-hunters but the nearby Alien Cathouse is expecting to do a roaring trade. They told us they had “Noticed a large increase in email and phone inquiries from persons interested in booking a parties with the courtesans at our brothel.”

The Alien Cathouse is legal brothel originally set up by sex mogul Dennis Hof, long-time partner of notorious ‘Hollywood Madam’ Heidi Fleiss.

The Cathouse shares a location with the Area 51 Centre

Along with the neighbouring Area 51 Alien Center, it’s about 85 miles northwest of Las Vegas on US 95 in the Amargosa Valley.

The Cathouse’s quirky sci-fi themed décor plays up the Area 51 connection, even though the Cathouse is quite a way from the infamous Groom lake test facility.

As prostitution is legal in Nevada, the Cathouse isn’t at all secret

When Dennis Hof died, the Cathouse was bought by Rod Thompson. He told the Star Online: “We have numerous legal courtesans that work at the Alien Cathouse Brothel.

“In addition to the obvious sci-fi, alien or extraterrestrial theme our brothel as of current caters more to the visitor that is looking for the porn star experience niche.”

Bedrooms are, of course, a key feature

As well as the in-house roster of around 20 ‘Cosmic Kittens’ Rod says that the Cathouse plays host to a number of leading porn stars, or ‘adult entertainers’ as he prefers to call them: “We feature many popular and well-known porn stars,” he said

“Like Charlotte Sartre, Lydia Black, Cleo, Clementine, Jenevieve Hexxx and many more…”

Jenevieve Hexxx is a Cathouse regular

He says demand for work at the Alien Cathouse is high: “Interestingly enough we have numerous daily request for adult entertainers wanting to become legal courtesans at our brothel.

“I wouldn’t say we have a high turn-over rate , but instead ladies wanting to stay longer term.

“There are points where we actually have ladies on [a] waiting list to work at our brothel!”

There’s a waiting list to work at the house

As well as having bedrooms with sci-fi themed names such as ‘Holodeck’ and ‘Atlantis Fantasy’ designated for sex work, the Cathouse has living quarters for the workers, as well as a gift shop for patrons that would like a little souvenir of their visit.

There’s also a gym, a hot tub and a spa where alien hunters can enjoy impromptu foam parties.

The Cathouse’s Media Director Richard Hunter says the facilities don’t stop there: “We do have a probing room, and it’s part of our sci-fi ‘alien abduction’ theme,” he says. “As far as what goes on there, it’s pretty much what you are imagining. A lot of probes going in and out of orifices.”

There are also two restaurants catering to hungry visitors.

Appropriately enough, given its somewhat remote location, the establishment also has its own petrol station!

The price for all this is deliberately quite mysterious – the house’s owner declined to be specific on costings but told us “Persons interested can only discuss pricing within a legally licensed brothel, but generally speaking we have seen bookings range anywhere from as little as $1,000 to tens of thousands of dollars.

“The courtesans set their own prices and split the price of the booking 50/50 with our brothel.”

Patrons get a chance to pump some gas before they leave

Giving a customer’s perspective on pricing, one former punter said: “The opulence made me protectively clutch my wallet. Could McNally, the quintessential cheapskate, afford this place?”

He goes on to catalogue a series of erotic encounters, over a three day visit which – along with meals, drinks and travel – cost him a little less than $2,000.

Erotic encounters are priced individually

He adds “There was no charge for the considerable amount of time I spent hanging out in the public area, which included titillating conversation, exchanging sultry looks, languorous stroking of various body parts, and best of all, shared laughter over lewd double entendres and bawdy jokes.”

Of course that would all cost more if you need to factor in travel from the UK, or a distant galaxy.

The Alien Cathouse website is here.



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